This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
A criminal defense lawyer was arrested after a sheriff's deputy found him naked with a 14-year-old girl in a courthouse conference room, authorities said Tuesday.
The deputy looked into the room during rounds Monday afternoon and discovered 49-year-old Larry Charles and the girl, said Lt. Dan Bagnell of the police department's Special Victims Unit.
"He had asked for sex. But there was no physical contact we're aware of," Bagnell said. Bagnell said the girl was not a client of Charles, but their exact relationship was unclear.
Charles was charged with solicitation, attempted statutory sexual assault and related counts. He was awaiting arraignment Tuesday and bail had not yet been set. A woman who answered the phone at his office said she could not comment. Article here.
Angelina Jolie tells Us Weekly that she and Brad Pitt have moved their three children, Maddox,5, Zahara, 2, and 7-month-old Shiloh, to New Orleans.
“We love it there,” Jolie told Us at the Golden Globe Awards after confirming the move. “The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.”
On January 12, just a day after moving to The Big Easy, Jolie was already mixing with the locals at restaurant Angeli on Decatur. Diner Jorge Palacios tells Us the star – clad in an ivory dress over white pants – blended right in: “No one at my table believed me when I told them it was her.” And that’s just what she wants.
While Pitt works (he’s filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button locally), sources say Jolie, 31, plans on being a low-key mom in the $3.5 million, six-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath mansion the pair recently purchased (their fourth house) in the French Quarter. Article here.
Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex. Thai authorities have put him on a strict diet as part of a long-running campaign to get him to mate with female partner Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand.
"Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.
As a result, zoo authorities are cutting out bamboo shoots in the daily meal for Chuang Chuang and giving the obese bear only bamboo leaves, Kanika said.
The diet plan is the latest in an unsuccessful and often strange campaign by zoo officials to get the two bears to mate. They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn videos of other pandas mating to get the pair in the mood.
Thailand rented Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui from China for $250,000 in October 2003 for 10 years. They are expected to generate millions of dollars in revenues from Thai and foreign tourists. Article here.
Scarlett Johansson is being lined up to play porn sensation Jenna Jameson in a movie of her life story.
The stunning actress has been handpicked by adult movie legend Jenna as her personal choice for the lead in a film adaptation of her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes filming will begin next year. The X-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine: "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."
Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project."
There's certainly been plenty of nudity in Jenna's life - the racy star has appeared in around 100 porn films and is one of the highest paid adult actors in the world.
She may be ten years younger than 32-year-old Jenna, but sultry Scarlett, 22, already shares the porn queen's sex symbol status. The Black Dahlia star, who is famed for her curvy figure, was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by readers of American men's magazine Esquire last year. Article here.
For what experts say is probably the first time, more American women are living without a husband than with one, according to a New York Times analysis of census results.
In 2005, 51 percent of women said they were living without a spouse, up from 35 percent in 1950 and 49 percent in 2000.
Coupled with the fact that in 2005, married couples became a minority of all American households for the first time, the trend could ultimately shape a range of social and workplace policies, including the ways government and employers distribute benefits.
Several factors are driving the statistical shift. At one end of the age spectrum, women are marrying later or living with unmarried partners more often and for longer periods of time. At the other end, women are living longer as widows and, after a divorce, are more likely than men to delay remarriage, sometimes delighting in their newfound freedom.
In addition, marriage rates among black women remain low. Only about 30 percent of black women are living with a spouse, according to the Census Bureau, compared to about 49 percent of Latino women, 55 percent of non-Latino white women and more than 60 percent of Asian women.
In a relatively small number of cases, the living arrangement is temporary, because the husbands are working out of town, are in the military or are institutionalized. But while most women eventually marry, the larger trend is unmistakable.
Among the more than 117 million women over the age of 15, according to the marital status category in the Census Bureau's latest American Community Survey, 63 million are married. Of those, 3.1 million are legally separated and 2.4 million said their husbands were not living at home for one reason or another.
That brings the number of American women actually living with a spouse to 57.5 million, compared with the 59.9 million who are unmarried or whose husbands were not living at home when the survey was taken in 2005. Article here.
"You gotta figure steak is safer because you figure no one is sticking their fingers in
"Telescopic is definitely a real word"
"You know your Mexican if you have a decal on the back of the car with your name- before
you even get a license plate."
"Looks like somebody unplugged the power the DJ booth!"
"We are opening a new night club- the slogans going to be: Kansas City's premier HARD
"You figure- we probably have the best H-O-R-S-E venue in the nation."
"I fu*kin' love carving pumpkins!"
"1 AM @ Chubbys - "You want chicken fried steak? Ewww, I wanna vomit!"
"If you can stick your fingers in it- and then it gets lost, thats how you know"
"Yeah dude, she totally has side-ass."
"I said yes, she said no, she said shut up..."
"Are you guys really in here folding pocket squares?"
"Last one there's a Penis Pump!"
"Scott the douche!"
"Daddy! I want my oompa loompa now!!"
"I guess the city finally did something about the squirrel problem."
"She's just fat enough- she's probably a freak!"
"I'm going to take a piss in the back yard. / Well that's fine, but thats the front
"While playing H-O-R-S-E: "I f*ckin' hate stadium lights (after the motion light comes
"You'd have a much bigger shaft if you'd do your balls right"
"So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."
"I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."
"We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."
"You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with
"Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got
"I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the
"I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."
"Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"
"I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."
"She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your
"I think pregnant ladies are scary"
"I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"
"The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"
"I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even
taken the book out of the saran wrap."
"I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."
"You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"
"Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"
"Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"
"[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious
movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” –
Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert
"(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell
you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this
is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a
thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and
a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’
[short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a
little bit, later bye."
"Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"
"So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."
"You would of been funny in the 80's"
"I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"
"You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."
"Júlio… Baptista!! A.K.A. ‘the bat’"
"Fuckin' cock block!"
"Dude, I’d rather rollerblade on a treadmill"
"Scott: Craig's List is awesome!
Ramsey: Really? What do you look for?
Scott: Oh, you know -- snowboards, motorcycles, and bed frames.
Ramsey: Wait, what? Dude, that's pretty random shit."
"Can I have a dollar!!!!!"
"This is the best day ever! - Andy (from the Bachelor -- yeah, we watched it)
"My tires will not miss all the pot holes Lawrence, KS has to offer"
"I'm still pissed none of Paris Hilton's singles were popular"