Thursday, April 10, 2008

Do you see it?

(click to enlarge)


Woman fakes injury to claim compensation by getting boyfriend to jump on her leg and break it. Fark: caught when police find the footage on his phone

A man who broke his girlfriend's leg at her own request, and had it filmed on a mobile phone, in a bid to sue Plymouth City Council has been jailed for three years.

Gordon Thomson, 32, jumped two footed onto Elizabeth Hingston's leg, which was propped up on house bricks as she lay on the floor, a court heard. A friend filmed the whole sickening incident on a mobile phone - a 20-second film which was watched in court.

David Gittins, prosecuting, said that the pair had claimed that the injury had been caused by her garden wall falling on Miss Hingston, 27, at his council home. » Full article here

Labels: ,

[semi-sorta funny] A-Rod's Baby

Labels: ,



'Priest stalker' of Conan O'Brien apologizes

A Boston priest apologized in court for stalking U.S. television host Conan O'Brien and his family and accepted an order to stay away from the comedian's home and office for two years.

The Rev. David Ajemian, 48, was arrested in November 2007 during a taping of NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" at New York City's Rockefeller Plaza. Wearing khakis and a wrinkled overcoat, Ajemian said until his arrest he sent letters, postcards and packages to O'Brien's New York home and to the NBC studio. » Article here

Labels: ,

Dear Mr. Paul... (click image to enlarge)


Photoworthy: 'Power to the People Baby'


Dude with heat rash says he wears a skirt on doctor's orders

Under his community's indecent exposure ordinance, Jay Herrod breaks the law when his skirt flies up when he's on his lawn tractor. But he carries a doctor's note that states that "wearing skirt on mower allows sweat to evaporate." » Read the full article here

Labels: ,

John, if your fraternity brother see this... you're screwed.

Overheard on the streets of New York:

Pissed girlfriend: You never want to do anything fun.
Exasperated boyfriend: That's because everything you call 'fun' involves heroin or fire.
--Union Square

Girl, while leaving screening of "I am legend": Okay... I cannot believe the woman did not know Bob Marley! I mean, that had to be the most unrealistic thing in that entire film.
--Fresh Meadows, Queens

Little boy holding pack of Orbitz gum: Mommy, is this kosher?
Mother: Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you that we aren't Jewish?
--Duane Reade, 50th & Broadway

Angry wife to husband: You are so patronistic. I seriously can't stand how fucking patronistic you are.
--56th & 5th

Queer Sales Associate, at promotion for Vera Wang Princess perfume: Are you a princess?
Girl: No
Queer Sales Associate: Then what are you?
Girl: A sex goddess, bitch.
--1st Floor, Macy's



Photoworthy: CTL chasing ESC

Labels: ,

Where the hell was this in kindergarten?