This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Puff Daddy gets his 12-year-old son a lap dance
Here's Diddy's son, Justin (the one the restaurant's named after), getting a lap dance from a couple women of questionable repute. I know you might think this is gross, but don't worry, he's 12. via
Male high school teacher has sex with student 70+ times
A male High School teacher in had inappropriate contact with a student on almost a daily basis in his classroom during half of the second semester of the 2005-06 school year, according to the criminal complaint.
Michael A. Burman, 35, of Oshkosh, is charged with 10 counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff and 10 counts of child enticement. Burman is an English teacher and also serves as track and cross-country coach at Horace Mann High School.
The former student told police last week she left study hall “basically every day” at school and met Burman in his room, where they had sexual contact behind a locked door, according to the criminal complaint. She said the contact took place “maybe like 70” times before she turned 18 in August.
North Fond du Lac police received an anonymous tip on its hotline Feb. 6 that a teacher had been carrying on a relationship with a student. Officers discovered last week who that teacher was and on Wednesday learned who the student was. The former student said Burman had invited her to his room to show her how to use her new camera, according to the complaint. Instead of discussing the camera, she said, he began by touching her back. She said he talked about his bad marriage; that he pulled her into a corner of the room, touched her and tried to lift up her shirt, according to the complaint. In addition to meeting in his classroom, she said the contact also took place in the track room in the gym, according to the complaint. She said he wanted to have sex and he told her he would get in trouble if she told anyone about their contact. Full article here.
Woman pulls out gun and shoots at tires of tailgator
A woman who told authorities she was fed up with tailgaters pulled out a gun and shot at the tires of a pickup that got too close, police said. Officials believe the bullet missed the pickup, and no one was hurt. Bernadette Headd, 39, was in rush-hour traffic Wednesday in suburban Detroit when the pickup pulled behind her, police said.
Headd changed lanes and fired one round from a 9 mm handgun, police said. The driver followed her and flagged down a deputy, who stopped her and found the weapon.
"She said she was tired of people tailgating her," Macomb County Sheriff Mark Hackel said. Headd, who had a permit to carry a concealed weapon, was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, discharge of a firearm from a vehicle and use of a firearm during a felony. She was ordered held on $50,000 bond. Article here.
It turns out a Valentine's Day breakup that became an instant hit on the Internet site YouTube was a fake.
Two North Carolina college students have confessed the confrontation. was staged and they weren't even dating. Ryan Burke said it was all a stunt to show the power of the Internet.
Burke hired singers, and hundreds of spectators were on hand to witness his supposed break-up with Mindy Moorman on the campus of the University of North Carolina. Moorman's response was an angry rant filled with expletives.
Burke said he attracted a crowd by promoting the event on the social networking Web site Facebook. He claimed the two had been dating for four months and that she had cheated on him. Article here.
UPS had over $600,000 in parking tickets last year
International courier UPS receives an average of more than one San Francisco parking ticket every hour, giving the company the unenviable distinction of being the city's No. 1 parking violator.
Last year, United Parcel Service paid $673,334 in fines for 11,788 tickets -- an average of one ticket every 45 minutes throughout the year.
The company is not alone. Eighteen companies have special accounts with the city to pay off parking tickets in bulk. Together, they racked up 27,395 tickets and paid more than $1.5 million in fines for the fiscal year that ended June 30.
"It's a business decision,'' company president Pat McMillan said. "Is it cheaper to pay the ticket, or is it cheaper to pay the guys working for me to spend time looking for a legal parking space?"
Neither UPS, based in Atlanta, nor FedEx, based in Memphis, keeps a tally of how much it spends nationally on parking fines, according to their spokesmen. But the tab is big: In New York City alone, UPS paid $18.7 million and FedEx paid $8.2 million during the 2005-06 fiscal year. Article here.
Dude cuts off his finger on bar stool, doesn't tell anyone
A customer at a bar left a tip -- literally -- after getting his hand caught in a bar stool and somehow severing part of his middle finger, police said Monday.
With blood gushing from his left hand, the 46-year-old Hopatcong man somehow stayed in his seat for 15 minutes before finally alerting a bartender, Lt. Eric Wilsusen said.
"I don't know if he was watching the dancers or embarrassed," Wilsusen said, of the delayed report. "The tip was recovered. It went with him" to the hospital, Wilsusen said.
Wilsusen, recounting the bizarre incident, said it happened shortly after the man walked inside and pulled up a bar stool. "Somehow the tip of his finger goes between the seat cushion of the bar stool and the metal frame of the chair,"Wilsusen said.
"He sits down. When he does, it severs the (tip of the) middle finger of his left hand,"Wilsusen said. Article here.
"You gotta figure steak is safer because you figure no one is sticking their fingers in
"Telescopic is definitely a real word"
"You know your Mexican if you have a decal on the back of the car with your name- before
you even get a license plate."
"Looks like somebody unplugged the power the DJ booth!"
"We are opening a new night club- the slogans going to be: Kansas City's premier HARD
"You figure- we probably have the best H-O-R-S-E venue in the nation."
"I fu*kin' love carving pumpkins!"
"1 AM @ Chubbys - "You want chicken fried steak? Ewww, I wanna vomit!"
"If you can stick your fingers in it- and then it gets lost, thats how you know"
"Yeah dude, she totally has side-ass."
"I said yes, she said no, she said shut up..."
"Are you guys really in here folding pocket squares?"
"Last one there's a Penis Pump!"
"Scott the douche!"
"Daddy! I want my oompa loompa now!!"
"I guess the city finally did something about the squirrel problem."
"She's just fat enough- she's probably a freak!"
"I'm going to take a piss in the back yard. / Well that's fine, but thats the front
"While playing H-O-R-S-E: "I f*ckin' hate stadium lights (after the motion light comes
"You'd have a much bigger shaft if you'd do your balls right"
"So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."
"I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."
"We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."
"You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with
"Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got
"I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the
"I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."
"Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"
"I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."
"She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your
"I think pregnant ladies are scary"
"I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"
"The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"
"I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even
taken the book out of the saran wrap."
"I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."
"You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"
"Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"
"Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"
"[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious
movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” –
Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert
"(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell
you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this
is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a
thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and
a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’
[short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a
little bit, later bye."
"Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"
"So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."
"You would of been funny in the 80's"
"I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"
"You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."
"Júlio… Baptista!! A.K.A. ‘the bat’"
"Fuckin' cock block!"
"Dude, I’d rather rollerblade on a treadmill"
"Scott: Craig's List is awesome!
Ramsey: Really? What do you look for?
Scott: Oh, you know -- snowboards, motorcycles, and bed frames.
Ramsey: Wait, what? Dude, that's pretty random shit."
"Can I have a dollar!!!!!"
"This is the best day ever! - Andy (from the Bachelor -- yeah, we watched it)
"My tires will not miss all the pot holes Lawrence, KS has to offer"
"I'm still pissed none of Paris Hilton's singles were popular"