Thursday, June 22, 2006

Bitch stole my fish!

Drunk Burglar, snores, wakes up owner

A burglar who broke into a small grocery shop in northern Thailand was caught after he hid under the store owner's bed, drank a few beers and started snoring, police said.

The robber broke into the grocery in Uthai Thani province, 125 miles north of Bangkok, in the middle of the night, stole a few beers and quickly sought cover when he heard the owner of the shop stirring, police Capt. Prasert Hiewchawna said Wednesday.

The robber made a bad situation a bit worse by choosing to hide under a bed in the shop - the same bed that the owner was sleeping on at the time, he said.

While waiting to flee, the robber drank a few of the stolen beers, passed out and started snoring so loudly that he woke up the shop's owner, who quietly called police. Article here.

Tom Cruise wants to have nine more kids?

Breaking News has confirmed that Tom Cruise is so excited about being a dad, he is planning to have another nine more children with fiancee Katie Holmes.

Tom, who welcomed daughter Suri with Holmes in April, insists he had the best Father's Day ever with the new child, as well as his adopted children Connor and Isabella from his previous marriage to Nicole Kidman.Tom said:"I always wanted to be a father. It was the best Father's Day. So I'm hoping maybe I have 10 children."

What a freakin’ moron. Also, doesn’t he look like such a cheese-dick in the pictures above?

One heck of a graduation

Dudes rob McDonalds with Scream mask?

Three men brandishing handguns and concealing their identities robbed a McDonald's restaurant in Wickliffe Monday night, police said.

According to a police department press release, the black males in their late teens to early 20s were wearing hoodies, bandanas over their faces and one had a "Scream" mask.

Officers said the armed men forced the employees and customers to the rear of the kitchen just after 9 p.m.
The manager of the Euclid Avenue store was told to get money from the safe and give it to one of the robbers. The men left the McDonald's in an early 1990s maroon Buick Regal. Article here.

Bin Laden, dead alive

Paris Hilton is a bitch (shock, I know)

Reports are saying that Paris Hilton ordered her helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on a German farm, so she could use the toilet. Paris even got her security to stop the family from entering their own bathroom so she could relieve herself in peace.
A source told Britain's More magazine: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the toilet." The farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather."

Pilot of a pretty funny TV show


I came across an unseen pilot for a show titled Nobody's Watching. Apparently a few of its creators were former Family Guy writers. While not as edgy as the humor found in Family Guy the concept of the show is kind of cool.

I'm not sure if any network is 'picking up this show', but the main guys in it are semi-sorta funny. Their delivery is pretty polished but in a cheesy way entertaining.

Watch the other parts of the pilot (broken into three clips) here:

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhESh4ERnM
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD2BF-H3JOI

The Hanging Monastery in China... cool?

This monastery dates back over 1400 years to the Northern Wei Dynasty. The pavilions are constructed almost entirely of wood (except for the decorative multi-hued roof tiles). Narrow, thin railed skyways connect the pavilions.

The pavilions "hang" partially because long timber poles support them from underneath (see photo). However, the greatest structural support comes from unseen rock ledges upon which parts of the pavilions sit - and from the cantilevered wooden beams deeply imbedded into the cliff.

The Hanging Monastery is in Shanxi province - and is about 80 kilometers (50 miles) south of Datong city, which is about 300 kilometers (180 miles) west of Beijing. The pavilion on the right in the photo is the equivalent of 15 stories above the ground.

Might be a bit too drafty for the kids

Driving test: woman drives taxi into a canal?

A 19-year-old woman may have to practice a little more after driving a borrowed taxi into a canal just before she was scheduled to take her driver's license test Wednesday, authorities said.

The woman's neighbor, a Broward Taxi Co. cab driver, drove her to the Pompano Beach license testing office and agreed to let the woman practice driving around the parking lot in his car before she took the test, city spokeswoman Sandra King said.

"He said the next thing he knew she was driving through the bushes and into the canal," King said. "He ran over and pulled her out of the car."

"Obviously, she did not take or pass her driver's test," King added. No one was hurt in the incident and no charges were pending. "It was purely an accident," King said. Article here.

Newspapers... lots of them...

Britney Spears can't stand her own husband

Despite her claim to Matt Lauer that her marriage to Kevin Federline was "awesome," Britney Spears spent an awful lot of money to make sure her recent Miami vacation didn't include her husband.
The couple recently went on vacation in Florida - but they reportedly stayed in separate rooms. Spears and K-Fed spent a whopping $250,000 for a getaway on Aqua Island, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly, which reports that except for a very public romp on the beach with their 10-month-old son, the two steered pretty clear of each other. In fact, Spears rented two houses so they didn't have to stay together. "She did it to get away from Kevin," a "friend" told the mag."

While Britney was waddling around the beach with their son, K-Fed was so distraught over Britney's decision that he jet skied in South Beach, took in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, and went to the club Mansion with eight friends and drank Cristal until 3:30 AM.

At this point, I'm tired of trying to figure why Britney continues to stay with this jackass....I pray she isn't hoping this no talent ass-clown will become a big time rapper. Source.

The HA-HA song = worst song ever

$100 hamburger, from 3 continents?

A hundred bucks might buy you more than six dozen cheeseburgers from McDonald's but none will compare to the one brawny beef bucket introduced Tuesday in the swanky Old Homestead Steakhouse.

Boca Raton Mayor Steven Abrams could barely speak between bites as he devoured the 20-ounce, 100-dollar hamburger billed as the "beluga caviar of sandwiches."
The burger debuted Tuesday at the restaurant in the Boca Raton Resort and Club, where a membership costs $40,000 and an additional $3,600 a year.

At about five and a half inches across and two and a half inches thick, the mound of meat is comprised of beef from three continents- American prime beef, Japanese Wagyu and Argentine cattle. Article here.