Friday, March 31, 2006

He really adds character to the photo

Man crashes car after snake attacks

A man crashed his car after a pet snake he had wrapped around his neck began attacking him, authorities said.

Witnesses reported that Courtland Page Johnson, 30, of East Naples, was driving erratically and crashed his PT Cruiser into several barricades about 9 p.m. Tuesday. He got out of his car, wrestled with the snake and then drove off, reports said.
When authorities caught up with Johnson at his home, he told them he crashed into another car that had stopped short in front of him. After questioning, Johnson admitted he panicked when his snake bit him.

He had cuts and freshly dried blood on his body, but did not need medical attention, reports said. Johnson was charged with leaving the scene of a crash.

He was charged for leaving the scene? Are you kidding? It’s bad enough that he was attacked in the freakin’ neck by his own snake! Wouldn’t you run too? Article here.

At least his wife is honest with him

Jenna Jameson beats Britney Spears

Adult film star Jenna Jameson has knocked off Britney Spears as the top web search term and doubled the number of searches for other music divas like Jessica Simpson, Beyoncé and Shakira, according to Earvolution.

There were 1,859,429 individual searches for the name Jenna Jameson in the month of February, compared with 1,529,227 for Britney Spears, according to Overture.

Jessica Simpson garnered 1,162,455 queries in February, Beyonce Knowles attracted 1,097,843, Pamela Anderson 755,904 and Shakira with 644,901, according to Overture.

This is just plain weird isn't it?

Teri Hatcher & Ryan Seacrest kissing?

Teri Hatcher and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest were photographed kissing after they ate lunch in Malibu, California. The two engaged in very public displays of affection as they took a stroll on the beach. She was all over him and they couldn't stop kissing.

A source tells Us Weekly, "It's not super-serious. They're not on the road to marriage or anything."

Listen. We know this isn't serious. It’s Ryan Seacrest. Come on. He hosts American Idol for heaven’s sakes. He’s like Dick Clark 2.0 for the MTV generation. What a ****** bag.
[via Darkhat]

Peek-a-boo mommy!

Cat gets stuck inside a wall, saved

A cat stuck in a wall at a house under construction initiated his rescue when he caught the attention of a prospective buyer by meowing and waving his paw out a small hole.
The cat had gotten stuck behind the wall but found a gap between a gas pipe and the wall board where he could stick out his paw. He was spotted Saturday by someone touring the house.

Collierville Animal Services supervisor Nina Wingfield said she heard a "hoarse meow" after she arrived at the house. "When he knew we were there, it was a very hoarse, frantic meow," she said.

Wingfield freed the feline by cutting away the wall board with a knife. "He had his paw out touching not clawing the whole time, like he was saying 'Come on! Come on,'" Wingfield said.

She thinks the cat, who had been stuck without food long enough for his ribs to be showing, is a lost pet. The owners have until Friday to come forward and claim him before he will be offered for adoption to someone else. In the meantime, the animal shelter is calling him by a new name: Wally. Article here.

Yeah, uh-huh, sure it’s a massager…

An interview with a porn star, Stefani

Stefani Morgan is one of adult film's rising stars. This California girl was recently in the news because she has been dating Motley Crue rocker Tommy Lee.
In between films and other projects, like an upcoming FHM shoot, Stefani took some time for an interview with the blog, Hot Sauce.

HS: When did you see your first adult film? what were the circumstances?

SM: I saw my first adult film when I was 7. My best friend at the time and I would go through her mom's stuff while she was at work...and of course we watched everything we found...numerous times.

HS: Naked or Nightie?
SM: Naked

HS: Beer or wine?
SM: Wine

HS: Turn ons?
SM: Business men and bad boys

HS: thong or cotton girl?
SM: Neither...one the rare occasion, thong

HS: "Mainstream" actress you'd like to do an adult film with?
SM: Angelina Jolie

HS: Yeah, I could get behind that choice myself.
Click here to read the full interview from Hot Sauce the blog.

You thought it was a penis. Admit it.

"No, today I want to expose the conspiracy the people at Gatorade have been perpetrating on the sports drink drinking public for the past few decades. I first discovered their dastardly plot back in high school, but just like when you accidentally walked in on your grandparents having sex -- ugly, sweaty, disgusting sex -- I haven't had the courage to talk about it. Until now.So let's begin. Please look at the following image and tell me what you see...."

Man, this lizard is small and cool lookin'

Dude faces jail for urinating in soda

A convenience store clerk pleaded no contest Thursday to felony charges of tampering after he urinated in a bottle of soda that was later drunk by a customer who became violently sick.

Anthony Mesa, 21, was taken into custody after the short hearing before Circuit Judge James R. Clayton. Mesa's attorney said he is hopeful his client will receive less than a year in the county jail.

Mesa was working at a Deltona convenience store when the incident occurred last fall.

The victim, a foreman with a Daytona Beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged it and vomited three or four times. Mesa will be held in the Volusia County jail until his sentencing. That date has not been set yet. Article here.

Damn, my cargo ship's on fire

Crazy cat terrorizes connecticut town

Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."
The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield. In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

WTF? Article here.