Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dude, don't get on that flight.

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Dude sues company over permanent erection

A New York man has sued the makers of a health drink, saying it has given him a permanent erection for the last two years.

Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004. He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.

Mr Woods, 29, had a penile implant to move blood from one area to another, acccording to the Associated Press. The lawsuit filed yesterday said Mr Woods later had problems that required him to have blood vessels in his penis closed off, a procedure that lessens the likelihood of an erection. » Article here

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WTF! She’s wasting valuable beer storage space.

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[hilarious bud light commercial] the swear jar

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Dude pulls machete on pizza manager

A man with a machete attacked a pizza parlor manager after becoming enraged over the amount of time his pizza took to arrive, police said.

The manager of Pizza My Dear suffered cuts while shielding his head from the weapon and needed stitches, San Jose police Sgt. Nick Muyo said Wednesday.

A delivery man apparently arrived within the promised 45 minutes, but "the suspect meets him and is cussing a blue streak, yelling at the guy, saying he doesn't want the pizza because he was late," Muyo said.

The angry customer went to the pizza parlor, "swearing again ... saying, 'Do you want a piece of me?' — all over a pizza" before going to his car and returning with a 2-foot machete, Muyo said. The assailant fled after the attack and remained at large following the Friday assault. » Article here

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…clever escalator advertisement.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina have their best talks naked

Bath time is gab time for Angelina Jolie. She said that's when she and Brad Pitt do a lot of their talking.

She told Marie Claire magazine, "It's easier to talk when you're naked ... Get naked with me, and I'll talk!"

"Some people have their lives together and then they have their children," said Jolie. Brad and I are starting with the children and are planning to have our time together in our later years."

She said, "We have family sleep on Sundays. Everybody sleeps together." » Article here

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Photoworthy: the typist

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Wow, students invent 'alcohol' powder?

Dutch students have developed powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors.

The latest innovation in inebriation, called Booz2Go, is available in 20-gramme packets that cost 1-1.5 euros ($1.35-$2). Top it up with water and you have a bubbly, lime-colored and -flavored drink with just 3 percent alcohol content.

"We are aiming for the youth market. They are really more into it because you can compare it with Bacardi-mixed drinks," 20-year-old Harm van Elderen told Reuters.

Van Elderen and four classmates at Helicon Vocational Institute, about an hour's drive from Amsterdam, came up with the idea as part of their final-year project. "Because the alcohol is not in liquid form, we can sell it to people below 16," said project member Martyn van Nierop.

The legal age for drinking alcohol and smoking is 16 in the Netherlands. » Article here

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This girl is passed out, what what happens:


Via: Flixya

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This chick loves the ___. (hint: begins with c, ends with 'ock')

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Dude grabs wife's hand and slaps himself in the face

A man who grabbed his wife’s hand and began slapping himself in the face earlier this spring became fodder for the CBS Late Show with David Letterman Tuesday night.

During Letterman’s segment of Small Town News, the popular talk show host relayed an April 20 report that originally appeared in The Reporter of a domestic incident involving a 30-year-old Waupun man.

According to police reports, during an argument at a Brown Street apartment, the man grabbed the woman’s hand and began slapping himself in the face. When questioned by police, the man said he didn’t want to hit himself with his own hand because he didn’t want to look like “a psycho.” » Article here

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