This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
What do you think they talked about in the car?
I can’t even begin to imagine the mind-blowing conversation Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton would have during this car ride. World peace? Civil war in Iraq? New nail-polish color they like? Probably none of those. What do you think they talked about? Post your thoughts in the comments section below...
On March 20, Murielle Glockson got really sick. She said her fever spiked to nearly 104 degrees. She went to the emergency room and was admitted to the hospital for more than a week. She racked up more than $36,000 in medical bills while receiving treatment for a bacteria infection that threatened her kidneys and liver.
So what made her so ill? That afternoon, Glockson, 70, a retiree from Largo, ate a McDonald's hamburger infected with "little green worms," she said.
Her husband, Henry, photographed the burger and one of the caterpillar-like worms, then brought the burger back to the restaurant. A manager took the hamburger back and offered Glockson a free one. She refused. Hours later, Glockson said, she was violently ill. She was vomiting and suffering from head and stomach pains. That's when her daughter took her to the hospital. "I thought I was a goner," Glockson said.
Earlier this month, Glockson and her husband filed a lawsuit against McDonald's, claiming the burger made her sick. Glockson's lawyer, Charles Ehrlich, acknowledged that he can't prove that Glockson ate a worm, or even part of one. She found only the one worm in the burger and it was alive, intact and wiggling.
Glockson, who said she ate nearly all the burger before her husband saw that worm dangling from her mouth, thinks other worms were in the burger and that she ate them.
But McDonald's says there is no proof the burger caused Glockson's sickness. And some experts say they have doubts about that as well. Article here.
Many people are claiming that Jessica Simpson is extremely nervous that a sex tape of her and Nick Lachey will be leaked onto the internet soon. Sources claim that the video has fallen into the hands of the same people who leaked the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." Source.
Nirvana's iconic 1991 single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" beat out hits from Madonna, Britney Spears and U2 to be named the best pop song in 20 years by Britain's Q Magazine.
In its November issue, which celebrates Q's 20th anniversary, the publication set out to identify the top 20 singles of the past two decades. Their picks range from pop sensations like Britney Spears' " … Baby, One More Time," and Outkast's "Hey Ya" to The Prodigy's punk/techno mix "The Firestarter" and Guns N' Roses' hard-edged rock ballad, "Sweet Child O' Mine." Article here.
1.) "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana, 1991
2.) "Hey Ya!" OutKast, 2003
3.) "Sweet Child O' Mine" Guns N' Roses, 1987
4.) "Unfinished Symphony" Massive Attack, 1991
5.) "One" U2, 1991
6.) "Live Forever" Oasis, 1994
7.) "Bitter Sweet Symphony" The Verve, 1997
8.) "Common People" Pulp, 1995
9.) "There She Goes" The LA's, 1990
10.) "7 Nation Army" The White Stripes, 2003
11.) "Song 2" Blur, 1997
12.) "Crazy" Gnarls Barkley, 2006
13.) "Angels" Robbie Williams, 1997
14.) " … Baby One More Time" Britney Spears, 1999
15.) "Personal Jesus" Depeche Mode, 1990
16.) "Like A Prayer" Madonna, 1989
17.) "Firestarter" The Prodigy, 1997
18.) "Brimful of Asha" Cornershop, 1997
19.) "Stan" Eminem, 2000
20.) "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" Arctic Monkeys, 2006
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle my nizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the fries.
A woman who allegedly struck her boyfriend in the face with a beer mug then left the motel room covered in blood.
Investigators became concerned about the couple's welfare Wednesday afternoon after a maid at the Rand Ave. Motel found the walls and mattress splattered with blood and blood-soaked bedding tossed in the dumpster. Cynthia Markham had struck him the face with the mug, slicing him from his cheek to his chin.
"It was probably about a good three- to four-inch gash, but I couldn't really tell because they had Superglued the bandages to his face," Legros said. Markham had come into the convenience store early Wednesday morning to buy bandages and two tubes of Superglue. Legros said the couple then used the glue to close the wound to Martinoni's face. Read the full article here.
TMZ is reporting that after just three months of marriage, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock citing irreconcilable differences according to her lawyer, Neal Hersh. Apparently they didn't disagree about getting divorced.
It looks like there was a rush to the courthouse. Kid Rock also filed divorce papers this morning, 53 minutes before her docs were stamped by the clerk. The process server for Kid was at the courthouse when it opened at 8:30 AM and filed five minutes later." Article here.
Turkey flys through family's window on Thanksgiving
A wild turkey, busted through the dining-room picture window... for the second time.
"It's terrible. My house is a disaster!" Sandy Cobbs said Friday, amid window glass littered on a bloody carpet in her dining room. "Everybody thinks it's funny, but it's not. I just couldn't believe it was Thanksgiving and there was a live turkey in my house."
Sandy was in her kitchen preparing sweet potatoes and vegetables to bring to her sister's when she heard a thunderous crash. "At first I thought my buffet fell over. It was so loud and kept crashing," she said. "I went in there and said, 'Not again. Not again.' He was huge -- two or three feet tall." It looked like the big bird had landed on her now scratched-up glass dining-room table and flopped to the floor.
That turkey mishap cost the Cobbs' insurance company nearly $10,000 to make repairs and replace carpeting, windows and curtains, Sandy Cobbs said. "My insurance company doesn't think it's funny," she said. "I don't know if I can turn in another claim." Article here.
"You gotta figure steak is safer because you figure no one is sticking their fingers in
"Telescopic is definitely a real word"
"You know your Mexican if you have a decal on the back of the car with your name- before
you even get a license plate."
"Looks like somebody unplugged the power the DJ booth!"
"We are opening a new night club- the slogans going to be: Kansas City's premier HARD
"You figure- we probably have the best H-O-R-S-E venue in the nation."
"I fu*kin' love carving pumpkins!"
"1 AM @ Chubbys - "You want chicken fried steak? Ewww, I wanna vomit!"
"If you can stick your fingers in it- and then it gets lost, thats how you know"
"Yeah dude, she totally has side-ass."
"I said yes, she said no, she said shut up..."
"Are you guys really in here folding pocket squares?"
"Last one there's a Penis Pump!"
"Scott the douche!"
"Daddy! I want my oompa loompa now!!"
"I guess the city finally did something about the squirrel problem."
"She's just fat enough- she's probably a freak!"
"I'm going to take a piss in the back yard. / Well that's fine, but thats the front
"While playing H-O-R-S-E: "I f*ckin' hate stadium lights (after the motion light comes
"You'd have a much bigger shaft if you'd do your balls right"
"So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."
"I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."
"We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."
"You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with
"Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got
"I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the
"I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."
"Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"
"I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."
"She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your
"I think pregnant ladies are scary"
"I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"
"The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"
"I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even
taken the book out of the saran wrap."
"I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."
"You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"
"Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"
"Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"
"[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious
movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” –
Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert
"(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell
you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this
is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a
thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and
a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’
[short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a
little bit, later bye."
"Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"
"So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."
"You would of been funny in the 80's"
"I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"
"You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."
"Júlio… Baptista!! A.K.A. ‘the bat’"
"Fuckin' cock block!"
"Dude, I’d rather rollerblade on a treadmill"
"Scott: Craig's List is awesome!
Ramsey: Really? What do you look for?
Scott: Oh, you know -- snowboards, motorcycles, and bed frames.
Ramsey: Wait, what? Dude, that's pretty random shit."
"Can I have a dollar!!!!!"
"This is the best day ever! - Andy (from the Bachelor -- yeah, we watched it)
"My tires will not miss all the pot holes Lawrence, KS has to offer"
"I'm still pissed none of Paris Hilton's singles were popular"