Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf'in pandas on this motherf'in plane!

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The dude on the Nirvana album cover is now 17-years-old. Man I feel old.

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Will Ferrell in 'Good Cop, Baby Cop'

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Mothers leave their kids at pool, have sex in bathroom.

Seminole County deputies arrested two mothers accused of leaving their children unattended at a Casselberry pool. The story does not end there. Emily Hernandez and Johannie Jimenez are accused of getting drunk and having sex in a public bathroom.

Investigators said the two women threatened a pregnant mother and then attacked deputies before they were taken to jail. » Article here

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The way you sort those cans is SO sexy.

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Pwnd!

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Dude wakes up with headache, doesn't know wife shot him.

A man who woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache, ended up having a bullet lodged in his head. His wife was arrested Tuesday.

St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couples story did not match up, Sheriff Ken Mascara said. The woman, who was not identified, was arrested Tuesday night and was in the process of being charged with attempted murder, Mascara said.

Moylan, 45, woke up at 4:30 a.m. and thought he had suffered an aneurism or that his wife had elbowed him in his sleep, authorities said. His wife drove him to the hospital where doctors said a bullet had lodged behind his right ear. Authorities obtained a search warrant for the couple's home, located in an upscale gated community, and arrested the wife, Mascara said.

"How can this guy be shot, not know that he was shot in bed and then walk into a hospital room. It was just amazing to all of us," Mascara said. Moylan did not undergo surgery, but was transferred to a trauma facility, authorities said. » Article here

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Smoooshed!

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Extreme pogo-stick tricks.

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Dad threatens to kill Little League coach for not playing his son.

Wade Campbell threatened to shoot his son's Little League coach when the 12-year-old didn't see enough playing time, the coach alleges. Campbell denied the accusation from jail Monday and said he isn't one of those pushy parents on the playing field.

On a baseball diamond Friday, witnesses' statements say, Campbell joined the ranks of overbearing parents at children's sporting events and later made a threatening phone call to the team coach and his wife. » Full article here

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This margarita mixer is really fast.

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Men talk more than Women (on Cellphones)

According to a recent survey by AT&T of 1,000 people, men are using an average of 458 minutes a month, while women are consuming a mere 453 minutes during the same time. Of course, the finding also imply that men are talking more to other men during this time, because otherwise the numbers would be equal—which just further asserts stereotypes that women hate other women. » Article here and via

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Wow, awesome.

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Wow, if this is real, this dude does a great impersonation.

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Would you trade your cellphone for $2 million?

The mobile research institution Carphone Warehouse has recently published an extraordinary finding, as reported by TechDigest: "One in three people said they wouldn't give up their phone for a million pounds. 76% said they believed it was a social requirement to have a mobile phone, while 85% think that having a mobile phone is vital to maintaining their quality of life."

Would you trade your cellphone for $2 million?

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Hmm... this looks like a problem.

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Drunk mini-golf.

(The beginning of this video is funny, the rest is not.)

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Dude tries 'do-it-yourself' penis enlargement, dies.

Authorities in Cambodia warned men on Tuesday against do-it-yourself penis enlargement treatments, in the aftermath of a case in which a man killed himself because of the side-effects of a botched enlargement attempt.

The man reportedly had been injecting hair tonic into his own penis – but the side effects were so agonising that he hanged himself to end the pain.

The hair tonic was advertised as giving thicker and more lustrous hair. It did not have the same effect upon the man's penis. Instead, the injections caused massive, excruciating ulceration of the phallus.

The details of the case were released to the public in an effort to warn other Cambodian men against trying anything similar. Officials cautioned that they believe this was not an isolated case. Coroner Vieng Vannarith commented: 'He wanted a bigger one very badly, and the results were tragic.' » Article here

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Alligator bites golfer's arm and pulls him into pond.

A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole. The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.


"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday. It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said. The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign. » Article here

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