Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Do you see it? (this one is easy)


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Yep, I'd TIVO this.

Dude locks his newly-wed wife in dog cage.

A man is accused of handcuffing his wife inside a dog cage days after they were married in Las Vegas.

28-year-old Matthew George also fired gunshots inside the home. His wife, Mary Swihart, was not injured. "He had her handcuffed inside of the cage, would hold her against her will inside the cage for two to four hours at a time, release her from the cage, re-handcuff her outside the cage, let two dogs inside the cage and crate the dogs," said Canton police Lt. Jim Cole.

Neighbors said George and Swihart fought often, yelling obscenities at all hours of the day and night, many times outside in the driveway. Police said that on Saturday, George fired gunshots both into the floor and at Swihart after four days of mistreating her.

"At some point in time, she convinced him to un-handcuff her so she could use the restroom. At that time, she chose to run out of the house, she began screaming," said Cole. "We believe he fired one more round from his handgun into her direction. There were shell casings all over the house." » Full article here

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Do it, pussy.

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Cross dresser gets turned down job at porn store, slams car into building.

A homeless cross dresser, apparently angered at being turned down for employment, is facing charges after police say he slammed his car into an adult novelty business.

Jeremy Paul McIntosh, 27, is facing charges of malicious destruction of property over $1,000, commission of a felony with a motor vehicle and reckless driving.

"He was upset about being turned down for a job," said Undersheriff Michael McCabe. "He slammed his GEO Tracker into the building several times and did about $3,000 in damage." » Article here

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Hilarious spoof of MTV Hills, 'Over the Hills'.

Read the caption.

Programmer dude pops question on g-friend's video game

Bernie Peng reprogrammed Tammy Li's favorite video game, "Bejeweled," so a ring and a marriage proposal would show up on the screen when she reached a certain score.

Li reached the needed score — and said yes. The word of the romantic feat last December filtered out after Peng, a financial software programmer, posted details on his blog. The reprogramming was a tricky task and took him a month.

"I thought it was pretty cool, in a nerdy way," Peng told The Star-Ledger of Newark. » Full article here

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You all are going to hell for this.

13-year-old inflates 213 balloons... with his nose.

A 13-year-old boy hopes to win a balloon-blowing record by a nose. Blowing through one nostril at a time, Andrew Dahl inflated 213 balloons within an hour Friday — a feat that has been submitted for review by Guinness World Records.

His father, measured the balloons to make sure each was at least 20 centimeters, the minimum diameter, and his mother, Wendy Dahl, kept the tally. At one point he asked, "Does this count as practicing my trumpet?" His mother replied, "Only if you can play that with your nose."

Andrew's first attempt — 184 balloons in February — was rejected because his father tied the balloons. This time he tied them off himself. » Article here

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Clever thinking.

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Give back to the 'Mclovin' Fund!

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Cow hormone was put in girl's drink to cause an abortion

The 17-year-old girl's boyfriend is the suspect. So far, the fetus is OK, says the doctor. Gatorade given to the girl contained ProstaMate, which is used by farmers to abort a calf. » Full article here

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