Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The word going around Hollywood...

I’m going to try to condense two juicy celebrity topics gossip all into to one post.

1.)As reported by magazines,
Tom Cruise’s spokesman has reported that him and Katie Holmes are expecting a child.

2.)US magazine is reporting that
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are officially split up. The couple is denying the claim.

My two cents on these tid-bits? In regards to
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes …what the f**k? Their publicist needs to win some award- because this is just icing on the cake. I mean after all the rumors that their relationship was fake…and now this. Crazy sh*t is all I have to say. And as far as the Nick and Jessica Simpson situation goes- even if they are denying the allegations…there has to be something going on. As much as Hollywood likes to make up rumors, this is just a little fishy.

Now would not be a good time to faint...

Check out this video collection of people fainting. The majority of these people are in situations where fainting is the absolute last thing you would want to happen (i.e. weddings, speeches, school plays, etc.) Good a chuckle. (Thanks Allison for the link!)

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Want to see Hilary Duff drunk?

Check out these pictures of Hilary Duff at a New York night club. Doesn't it make you feel better about yourself? Sad, I know.

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A pig that does tricks? What the heck?

So at first I watched this video and I thought it really wasn’t much...then I realized…this is a PIG doing special tricks. I mean- if it was a dog that would be different (people teach dogs all the time)…but this is a freakin’ pig! Pretty awesome. I bet it took a lot of time and patience to teach this pig. Babe would be jealous.

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Do you double-click your mouse?

So at first I was hesitant to post this, but ah what the hell- who cares. Anyways, here goes. One thing to note, I copied and pasted the text from this website.

"All girls masturbate... it is a fact of life. Often you will hear girls say "EWWWW! I don't do that! That is sick!" They are lying pieces of shit. In reality, the ones who don't admit it are probably the sluttiest of them all. Seriously, I want every girl that reads this page to email telling me if they believe this is true or not. I want to compile a list to show every girl I meet that refuses to admit she masturbates (click here for the list)."

You really should check out responses that people have sent in- it’s pretty entertaining to read some of the emails. I mean, you gotta admit, it’s always fun to be nosey about other peoples habits.

Dude, I put my iPod Nano in the washer!

Apparently you can wash your iPod Nano in the washer- and it will work fine (if you let it dry out). Read the entire store here.

One of the best SNL sketches ever...

Check out this old SNL skit, it's from back-in-the-day when SNL was actually funny. To be honest, this is actually one of my favorite sketches of all time. How could it not be- it stars Jim Carrey & Will Ferrell! I Guarantee a good laugh when you watch this…

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Xzibit would be jealous, LCD-Headlight?

This car accessory definitely falls into the category for things you need to completely “pimp your ride.” I’m really confused on why anyone would ever need a LCD screen in their headlights- other than showing off how much money you can blow on useless sh*t. Oh, it also costs $900 per headlight.