Monday, April 23, 2007

Caption this.


Chick bites off her boyfriends tongue during kiss?

An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend's tongue during a heated French kiss, an Israeli hospital that reattached the tongue said Thursday.

Nahariya Hospital said in a statement the man, injured while "passionately kissing his girlfriend," was discharged after the operation and advised to sip iced drinks and "avoid wet kisses" until the stitched wound healed. Article here.


[snl skit] Roy Rules!

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Call me crazy, but maybe dummies shouldn't be teaching?


Dude's house explodes from growing marijuana

An explosion set fire to a Miami house being used to grow marijuana hydroponically on Wednesday and the force of the blast sent the occupant flying into the yard, police said.

The man, identified by police as Edel Mesa, 40, was badly burned on the chest, arms and legs and was in critical condition at a trauma hospital, investigators said. "The house was pretty much destroyed," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Carlos Maura.

Firefighters extinguished the flames and called police, who seized more than 40 marijuana plants from the home, police said. Arson investigators were trying to determine the cause of the explosion, but police said the man may have been using propane gas near the high-intensity lamps used to grow the plants indoors. Article here.

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Is stating the obvious really necessary?


Cop makes two couples 'perform sex acts' in front of him

A Detroit police sergeant has been suspended while the department investigates allegations that he forced two couples to perform sex acts while he masturbated outside their vehicle in a city park last weekend.

The sergeant checked their identification, noted that some of them had criminal convictions, and threatened to take them to jail.

The SUV occupants, all in their early 20s, said they pleaded with the officer to not arrest them. "The officer said, ‘You need to make this worth my while,’ ” which the four later told police they understood to mean “the officer wanted to see a sex act.”

The two women said they hesitatingly complied, and performed oral sex on their male companions for about 15 minutes, police reported. “I was crying the whole time,” a 25-year-old woman on probation for passing bad checks told the Free Press. “We felt like we had no choice. At one point he asked my friend, ‘Is your girl all right?’ ”

The 25-year-old said she asked to step out of the vehicle to urinate. The officer allegedly shined a flashlight on her as she did so and she said she noticed he was masturbating. Full article here.

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Notice at the end, he get's hit in the face with the ball


Having a cocktail with real fruit is considered healthy

A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday. Adding ethanol -- the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits -- boosted the antioxidant nutrients in strawberries and blackberries, the researchers found.

Any colored fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol, they report in the Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture.

Dr. Korakot Chanjirakul and colleagues at Kasetsart University in Thailand and scientists at the U.S. Department of Agriculture stumbled upon their finding unexpectedly. Full article here.


Having hair this long would just be annoying.


13-year-old wins 'text message' contest

Thirteen-year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pa., was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins" in 15 seconds.

"I'm going to go shopping and buy lots of clothes," the teen said after winning her $25,000 prize from the electronics company LG. Morgan defeated nearly 200 other competitors.

She estimated that she sends more than 8,000 text messages a month to her friends and family. Article here.


I'm assuming he's talking about his 'Chevy Tahoe'.


Dude knocked out after roundhouse kick to the head

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University of Pennsylvania's 'Hey Day' hazing ritual

Administrators at the University of Pennsylvania had taken steps to quell what they say was a menacing turn in the school's "Hey Day" ritual, scheduled for this afternoon, in which juniors are pelted with ketchup, fish, and other gross and potentially hazardous foodstuffs by graduating seniors.
Administrators have threatened to cancel the Senior Week class trip to Atlantic City - and the decades-old Hey Day tradition itself - if there is a repeat of last spring's revelry, in which a student hit with eggs was reportedly hospitalized.

Seniors are being asked to sign an anti-hazing pledge before taking part in the celebration, in which juniors parade to College Hall to be declared seniors and then pass through the graduating seniors' gauntlet. Marshmallows and streamers, the only acceptable projectiles this year, are to be passed out at a newly organized pre-march barbecue for seniors. Full article here.