Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Pirates do tend to be pretty promiscuous.

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[hilarious] The Louisville Chugger

"Cut the top off a whiffle ball bat, plug the small hole in the bottom, pour in the beer. Chug the beer, then spin around the bat for the amount of time it took you to chug said beer. Afterwards, try to hit the empty can and not fall."

Click on the image below to start the video...
(further proof of why college is funtastic)

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Paris Hilton’s ‘Get Out of Jail’ party is being planned

Rick Hilton, father of Paris Hilton, is shopping around his daughters "Get Out of Jail" party, and he's already contacted the best clubs in Vegas, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms.
"He was originally asking for a $50,000 cash fee to be paid, as well as accommodations and flights," said our source. "Pure and Hard Rock said 'no' flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn't say yes or no. He's very good pals with Paris and is the one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears" ... Rick's big party-push has been put on hold. Still, insiders say they're positive an out-of-the-slammer soiree remains in the works and will be even more expensive than Rick originally had in mind. "Her cost has gone up," said our informer. » Article here

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Cool! An outdoor soccer game in the mountains.

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Every woman’s dream, a wedding at Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart is giving seven lucky couples wedding packages worth more than five-thousand dollars, including rings, wedding cakes invitations and flowers and other related items.

The nuptials will take place in the lawn and garden sections of the couple's local Wal-Mart Supercenters. The couples are to tie the knot in ceremonies all on July Seventh.
» Article here

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Hmm… that’s some interesting school artwork.

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Buy a loft in Detroit, and you get a free Land Rover (sort of)

(the sign says: "FREE Land Rover 2 Year Lease, or FREE Mortgage Payments For 1 Year with purchase of loft")

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[new trend] high-rise jeans on way up?

High-waisted jeans are on the rise. So it's goobye muffintop at last as retailers report the shape-enhancing new arrivals are walking out the door.

David Jones has reported that the high-waisted style is the fastest growing category. And other major retailers including Jeans West and Sportsgirl have jumped on the trend.

"They give you a waist, shape your backside and work well with this season's wedge heels,'' said David Jones women's wear general manager David Bush. We are finding that customers, who have had their fill of low-rise jeans, have gone to the other extreme."

"Kate Hudson was spotted in our jeans in New York three weeks ago and there are waiting lists for them in London,'' said 18th Amendment owner Rachel Rose.
"They give the illusion of lengthening the leg and narrowing the waist,'' Ms Dawson said. "They also eradicate the dreaded muffintop.'' » Article here

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Photoworthy: the swimming tiger (part 2)

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Dude gets shot 6-times, survives, it was his friend who shot him.

Police said a man survived being shot six times by someone he knew. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office issued an arrest warrant for Yves Baroulette.

Baroulette's accused of going to Tristan Green's home on Saturday and shooting him in the stomach, face and legs. Baroulette then fled the scene of the shooting. The sheriff's office said the two knew each other. » Article here

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How the U.S. views the rest of the world:

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Teen scares burglar with samurai sword?

A teenager with a brown belt in karate used a samurai sword to scare off a burglar who was after his PlayStation 3 video game console.

Last Friday afternoon, Damian Fernandez and his 15-year-old sister, Deanne Fernandez, were home alone while their parents were at work when they heard knocking on the front door. Moments later, two men were prying the front door unlocked, prompting Deanne to hide in her closet.
"I was so scared," she said. As her brother slept in the next room, the burglars ransacked their parents' room, taking some jewelry before moving on to what they were really after -- a PlayStation 3.

According to a police report, one of the burglars kicked in Deanne's bedroom door. She said she could see his foot through the closet panels. The burglar found the empty PlayStation 3 box and ran out of the room, but Damian was waiting for him. "Once I saw him take off running back, I jumped off my (bunk) bed and I grabbed my sword … and I just waited for him," he said.

Damian said he lunged at him with his samurai sword, striking him in the chest. "He freaked out," Damian said. The burglar ran out of the house with Damian chasing him down the road. When police arrived, a K-9 officer located the burglar hiding behind a neighbor's palm tree. The second burglar got away. » Article here

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