Friday, November 03, 2006

Dad's new Mustang wrecked by 14-year-old?

Drunk dude tries to get gas at Nuclear Plant?

A highly intoxicated Chicago man faces several charges after driving up to a nuclear power plant in search of gasoline, police said.

It was the second time in two weeks that a drunken motorist mistakenly pulled up to a security checkpoint. The nuclear power plant, is located about 60 miles southwest of Chicago. In the earlier incident Oct. 18, Lloyd Kuykendall of Morris drove in and tried to pay a guard, thinking he was at an interstate toll plaza. The 38-year-old man was charged with driving under the influence.

Krista Lopykinski, a spokeswoman for Exelon, which owns the plant, said the two incidents were "unusual" but that the plant's security force handled them properly.

Drobrzawski failed a Breathalyzer test, Barry said, and was later charged with DUI and entering a controlled-access area. Article here.

John Kerry, "we R stuck hear N Irak"

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For those of you who don't follow the news... John Kerry recently told a group of college students this week that people who don't study and do their homework were likely to "get stuck in Iraq." Kerry has since apologized, saying he botched a joke meant to be about President Bush.

An oil change? That’s all you get?

16-year-old breaks into house to watch porn?

A 16-year-old boy was arrested on charges he repeatedly broke into a home and ordered more than $250 worth of pay-per-view porn movies, authorities said.

The owners of the Lehigh Acres home asked a neighbor to watch their house after noticing $267.43 worth of pornographic movies charged to their DirecTV account. The neighbor called police after seeing the teen inside the home, the News-Press reported.

The teen told police he stole a key the homeowner dropped and used it to enter the house nine times. The arrest report said he watched 17 pornographic programs at the home while skipping school. Article here.

Photoworthy

Kanye West is pissed he didn't win 'Best Video'

Kanye West unleashed an outburst after failing to take home the gong for 'Best Video' for his 'Touch The Sky' promo at the EMAs.

Crashing the stage as winners Justice and Simian collected their silverwear for 'We Are Your Friends', the hip hop star spat, "F*ck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and sh*t! If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (J&S), but hell man."

His verbal tirade left audience members gasping but it didn't end there.
After the show the offended star continued to vent his spleen in the press conference. He told the world's media he was upset because he had "the best video."

"I haven't seen (the Justice and Simian video). Possibly it could have been quite good but no way better than 'Touch The Sky'. That is complete bullsh*t, I paid a million. Obviously it's not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV.

"It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a heliocopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award."
He said of the Justice and Simian's win: "That was some spread the love bullshit, 'Oh everyone should have an award'. Please press people print 'Kanye says f*ck that!'

But proving he wasn't just a sore loser, the harangued hip hop star said he was happy to lose out to Justin Timberlake in the 'Best Male' category. "Obviously Justin should have won, he's on fire and he's an inspiration to me," he said. Article here.

Double parked

Dude choked at car wash for not cleaning tires?

A man who felt the wheels of his 2005 Monte Carlo weren't scrubbed properly grabbed a car wash supervisor and choked him until he passed out, according to police and the business owner.

Dino Dizeo, 43, became enraged when he noticed that the tire brushes had not been switched on when his car went through the Southway Car Wash. Supervisor Rocco Ktenas explained that the brushes are only used for whitewall tires and that Dizeo's wheels had been cleaned manually, said Paul Ktenas, Rocky's father and the owner of the business.

"He offered to give him a discount," Paul Ktenas said. "From there it just snowballed." He said Dizeo told Rocky Ktenas, "I don't want to hear any of your s---" and grabbed the 25-year-old Lemont man by the throat as he walked away.

Witnesses told police that Rocky Ktenas' face turned purple as he tried to break free. He passed out while Dizeo had him in a headlock, Will County sheriff's police spokesman Pat Barry said. Dizeo also left without paying for his $17.99 deluxe wash, Paul Ktenas said.

Dizeo later was arrested and charged with a felony count of aggravated battery. He's free on $10,000 bail. Article here.

Huge Russian street fight? WTF?


dude, those flares get to like 1000 degrees, thats gotta hurt

Nude pictures of Desperate Housewives actress

Actress Marcia Cross is apparently desperate to get back nude photos of her that were thrown in the trash.

According to the New York Daily News, a man who works for the carting firm hired to remove trash from Cross' home in Los Angeles discovered the photos when he got to the dump.

An agent hired by the company, David Hans Schmidt, told the News that he has more than 200 photos of the "Desperate Housewives" actress -- some where she is purportedly showering outside.

Schmidt told the paper that Cross, who is nude in the photos, "looks absolutely gorgeous." Cross' attorneys said that no matter where the photos were found, they're still her property.

But Schmidt claimed otherwise. "The pictures were not stolen," Schmidt told the News. "When you throw something away, you forfeit that property."
Article here
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