Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Mom, this is what I think of your stupid dress.

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'Penis theft' panic causes alarm in city.

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure. » Full article here

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Photogenic.

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Police officer performs lewd acts on cows

A police officer who was charged earlier this month with sexually assaulting three girls faces new allegations that he performed lewd acts on animals.

Robert Melia Jr., 38, of Cottage Avenue in Moores-town was charged yesterday with four counts of cruelty to animals.

Burlington County Assistant Prosecutor Kevin Morgan said Melia committed the acts on cows in Southampton at various times from June to December 2006. » Full article here

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'F*ck the Earth Day'

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Ewww. I hate peas.

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Dude finishes Boston Marathon, then tries to kill wife

Hours after he finished the Boston Marathon, a South Korean man tried to kill his wife in the parking lot.

Kim Yong Sik, 41, was arrested Monday at the Sheraton Framingham after hotel security stopped him from strangling his wife in the parking lot, police spokesman Lt. Paul Shastany said. » Full article here

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