Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Yep, this is a Kodak moment for sure.


Overheard on the streets of New York:

20-something girl: They didn't have tampons, so I got Smirnoff Ice.
--Lincoln Place & Bedford Ave

White mom: Which kitty is your favorite?
Little girl holding book of baby animals: The black one!
Mom: The black one? He sure is a cute kitty.
Little girl, loudly: Once you go black, you never go back!
Passing thug, flashing her a thumbs-up: Word!
White mom: I don't care what your father says, we are so moving to Westchester.
--Commodore Barry Park, Fort Greene, Brooklyn

Girl: I'll have a dozen bagels.
Bagel guy: I can't pass up on this opportunity. I have to tell you that you're really cute.
Girl: [Blushes.]
Bagel guy: Do you know what the difference between cute and not cute is?
Girl: ... Nooo, what?
Bagel guy: Three bagels. [Hands girl 15 bagels.]
--Jumbo Bagels, 57th & 2nd

Giggling girl, being examined by friends: What? What?!
Friend: I don't even want to tell you what that is in your hair.
Giggling girl, hopeful: Is it semen?
--Morningside Heights

Cafeteria lady: So, you been good this weekend?
Frat boy: No! Me and my girlfriend got totally shit-faced!
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I.'
Frat boy: What?
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I got totally shit-faced.'
Frat boy: Whoa! You have a girlfriend?! Hardcore!



Super Soak, the new dance by Soulja Boy

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Alcoholic drinks hairspray at Wal-Mart, returns bottle to shelf

A man was arrested for shoplifting two bottles of White Rain Hair Spray, which he drank in the Wal-Mart according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office report.

The store’s loss prevention officer, Christopher White, told a deputy that he had been watching the man for a few weeks to try and catch him drinking hairspray. It had been reported to White that whenever the man came into the store, employees would find empty bottles of hairspray on the shelves.

On Friday, White watched the man remove a bottle of hair spray and take it to the garden center. He then watched while the man opened it, drank the contents and returned it to the shelf. The shoplifter repeated the process, drinking the second bottle in the toy department, the report noted.

The man picked up and paid for prescriptions, but left the store without paying the $1.92 he owed for the hairspray. » Article here


Not your typical boardroom.


Man in India marries dog.

Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the memory of a horrible act he'd committed as a teenager.

As an 18-year-old he had stoned and clubbed to death two dogs he found engaged in mating. He then hung their carcasses from a tree. That's when his personal suffering began. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," Kumar told the Hindustan Times newspaper.

Kumar, now 33 and living in the southern Indian district of Sivaganga, could no longer take the physical pain of the "dog curse," so he sought the advice of an astrologer.

In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family. » Article here