mullet + negative sideburn = super-duper cool

via http://www.joesportsfan.com
"Simply put, the Negative Sideburn (or Neg-Burns as my brother calls them) is achieved when one elects to shave their sideburns above the ear line. Picture someone putting on a pair of glasses, then proceeding to take a straight razor and lopping off all hair beneath the ear piece. If you run across Neg-Burns in the wild, be cautious, as they are typically aggressive. You don’t shave your burns that high without an attitude to back it up."